Assless chaps anyone??

LMAO! Last night tony and i went to biketober fest and walked around for about two hours. As we were walking i noticed an older lady in her 40s wearing assless chaps! Of course she was wearing thongs with them but it was gross! So we get farther down main st. and there was two more girls in front of us with the assless chaps and thongs on! Im thinking ok why is it all the ugly grandmas are wearing those and not the young stripper looking girls? But by the end of the night we had seen about 15 people wearing assless chaps and thongs! Only two being descent looking and one was everybit of 300 lbs!! yea pretty gross!!!