Thursday, August 28, 2008

Its just a major bitch fest goin on here!!

Ok yesterday i got a letter on my door saying that my neighbors are complaining of abbi pooping by their doors, and that abbi needs to be on a leash and i have to clean up her poop. OK i admit shes not on a leash but the poop on peoples door steps come on!! So i went out there today and picked up all the terds and i thought to my self "if abbi poops that big her butt must really hurt" These turds are the size of a beagles poo! Abbi has little poops! So then I took her out to go potty and this little old lady says "do you know your dog barks all night long?" Me and my neighbors can hear it and we live two buildings over. So i said mam you have the wrong dog cuz shes not outside at night! And she said Yes it is my neighbors said that it comes from this building and they dont see any other dogs there. and she was being rude! so i said well mam your neighbors are a bunch of liars and i walked away! are these people freaking serious? After all the crap this complex has put us threw everybody is gunna bitch about a dog barking? Well heres my bitch list. Dana the apartment manager leaving her cat outside to breed in the bushes then all the kittens grow big and spray our patio! The hindus that live upstairs that come outside at two in the morning to talk on the phone so loud i can hear them in the baby monitor! Um what else oh when the hindus walk down the stairs they sound like a pack of damn elephants not to mention they slam their door! And they also swim naked from what the maintenance guy told me! Everyone manages to park on top of my car and its ALWAYS on the side that the car seat is on!! So yea im pretty upset. If abbi was barking or pooping everywhere i would understand and at least i was decent enough to pick up all the poop i could find surrounding my building! I understand that its a health hazard but the dung beetles need to eat to lol jk!! Im so frustrated maybe its because im hormonal/menstrual and my hair is falling out in heaping handfuls! Ya know whats funny is the apartment manager is only 19 and has pictures of strippers and stripper poles on her car? classy huh? shes usually cool but she has her moments! Shes never in the office ever. if its saturday morning nine times outta ten shell smell like booze and her hair is outta wack! she takes five hour lunch breaks everyday! She has a system in her car and she blares it ALL THE TIME! see i could go on for hours.! oh well im gunna go push LT in his swing!

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