Stressed out to the max!!!

Recently LT has been teething-BAD! Normally hes ok, just a stuffy nose and a little whiny. But these past few days hes been of the charts BAD! For one Tonys been working at his bosses house til it gets dark lately so ive been stuck with a crabby teething baby for twenty four hours it seems. It wouldnt be bad but the tylenol AND the teething tablets are in the diaper bag which is in the car that obviously isnt here! Today hes been the worst ive ever seen him. Hes throwing himself around screaming so i give him something cold to chew on it makes him more mad. So i figured since i cant go anywhere in the house with out him being up my butt i thought wed go outside for a change of scenery. It was fine for the first two seconds till he decides hes going in the flower bed infront of our door. I tell him no nicely and he sticks his lip out and does it anyways so i go get him and carry his butt to the sidewalk and he throws himself down and starts freaking out! Im shocked the neighbors didnt come out to see if i was beating him! So i laid him in his crib cuz its three oclock and he hasnt had his nap today. Things didnt go well with that idea. He started bouncing off the sides of his crib then throws his floppy (favorite stuffed animal that he got for easter) and he never leaves floppy anywhere! So i go in his room and give him his floppy. He rips floppy outta my hand and sticks floppies ear right in his mouth and starts sucking. I leave the room and about five minutes later hes out! Finally i have peace and quiet until the douche bag hindu neighbors (all twelve of them) go down the stairs sounding like a pack of elephants making abbi bark like the dumbass she is and wakes LT with ONE of her high pitched screachie ass barks! That was the end of my peace and quiet! I get him out of his crib cuz at this time hes shaking the side bar so hard its going to fall down and hes gonna be on the floor! I try taking him outside again so i could go check the mail. Needless to say i ended up carrying him so he wasnt laying in the middle of the parking lot. So i stood him next to the mail box and i took my keys from him and got the mail while he freaked out from me takin the keys. Now we are home and he is STILL screaming at the top of his lungs! What a glorious day to wake up with a headache!