Some funny stuff!!

want this sign in my yard!!

this to me is hilarious!!

LOL i love this one!!

so true!!!

need to make one so shawnie can wear it to work!!!

for shawnie ;)

aint he cute!!!!!

Where did the time go??

So i was just sitting here and thinking about everything lol. Ya know, this time last year LT was a day old and we were just learning about babies. Now im learning about toddlers!! Yea so im still a little emotional from LT turning one. It went by so fast! It doesnt even feel like a year went by. This time next year im sure ill be saying the same thing lol! His little party with me and tony last night went well. We got him a chocolate cake this time :) Then after he got a bath and played with his toys for a second we took him to ritters to get an ice cream. We got him the worms in dirt! He picked all the gummie worms out but it was so cute cuz he ate his ice cream with a spoon!! That was so cute. he loves all of his new toys! We got him a tool bench and he loves it! Just what he needs, another hammer!! He likes his cozy coupe but i think he rather it be battery operated like his four wheeler! So anyways yesterdays little party was another success! One more party to go! hopefully it doesnt rain!!

Lts Party at grammas :)

Sunday we went to busch gardens for LTs first birthday. We had a blast! It was so freaking hot out though! But it was still fun. We started off going into dragon land. They had four rides there that LT could ride on and they had a little water area that he can run threw and a HUGE jungle gym. He rode on the flying dragons first. It was nerve racking for me cuz i didnt know how he would react to the rides. So of course i got on it with him. I was scared bc i didnt know if those little dragons would hold 120 lbs lol. SO we get on it buckle in and the ride starts im wondering then if i should make our dragon go higher. I didnt think our dragon would fly with my ass in it lol. SO i hear mom in the background "go higher!!" so i did. LOL as the dragon creeked and grunted LT started laughing. I was glad to hear that cuz at first he was looking quite barfy lol. But he had fun on that ride. Then the second ride was like a baby ferris wheel but it was dragon eggs. I sat on it and the whole egg just kinda tipped almost over lol. So i had to sit in the middle. He liked that ride too, he wasnt too sure about going way up by the trees though cuz he kept giving the trees the stink eye!! So after that one he got to ride on the cars that are on a track. He wasnt big enough to ride by himself and me and tony were too big to go on it with him so LT got to ride with a little girl about the age of four maybe five! He looked kinda pissy cuz i think he wanted to drive himself lol. We were all laughing cuz i said hes a year old and already riding in cars by himself with a girl lol. It was really cute though!! Then him and daddy got to ride on the dragon go round lol. Then after that i took him on this HUUUUUGGGGEEE jungle gym maze type thing. It was fun until i had to try to walk acrossed the rope bridge. That was scary but i seen bigger moms with their bigger kids go acrossed it so i just kept praying as i walked across! LT didnt help it one bit though cuz he was trying to jump on the ropes lol. So we got to the other rope bridge and that one was more fun cuz it was like a trampoline! Then we played on the playground for a little bit. After that Tony and Shawnie rode on sheikra! I really wanted to ride on the rides but my freakin stomach cant handle rides anymore. Hopefully that situation will be taken care of soon! Then we took LT to Dragon land again to play in the little water area they had there. He had a blast just running around playing in the water. Then we went to Crown Colony restaraunt for lunch. That itself was a blast! First we get to another table bc LT had to sit in a high chair so we moved next to this lady who was singing opera. Me and my sis kept giggling trying our hardest not to bust out laughing! So we get the food and LT eats some french fries from shawnie. Then Im not sure whos idea it was but someone told my mom to give LT a lemon. OH BOY WAS THAT FUNNY. He starts off by cramming the WHOLE lemon in his mouth and making the "holy shit its sour"face. Then we all laugh at him cuz the face he made so he put the lemon back in his mouth but made a face funnier than that one! So we are cracking up as he keeps putting the lemon back in his mouth and making funnier faces everytime. Then one time he about made himself puke from the sourness. We were laughing so hard and the opera lady and her husband were cracking up too! I had tears pouring down my face cuz i was laughing so damn hard! Then after we got calmed down from the lemon faces he grabs my moms napkin (a big cloth one) and he opens it up and puts it on his head and leaves it there! He was playing peek a boo but it was funnier cuz he would leave the napkin on his head and just look around! He had that half of the restaraunt laughing. So after that we decided to leave cuz it was getting hotter out and it was starting to sprinkle.

So after a dreadful hour drive (i get car sick now for some damn reason :/!) we finally get home. We let LT open his gifts after we get settled in. I figured he wouldve tore threw his presents but he was being a girl about it lol. He tore little peices off instead of big peices. But its ok Tony helped him open his gifts. He got a bunch of nice stuff! He got a farm house with little weeble animals, a weeble people plane, a weeble people dump truck, he got a bunch of new beach toys!!! The he got a few books, a very soft piggy which he is sucking on right now as hes taking a nap lol, he got a new nemo- a huge one and a small one. He got the finding Nemo DVD, he got some bath toys and he got a four wheeler power wheel! He loves that thing! Im really shocked that he actually rode it! I didnt think hed like it cuz he wouldnt know how to push the button but boy did he fool us! He can even ride it standing up on the seat lol!!

Heres one of him opening his gifts!!

Yay he got his first REAL football!!!! He loves it too!!

Here he is on his four wheeler! Yes he rode it across the living room like that!! He will have stitches in his head before his second birthday no doubt lol!! I guess thats what i get for having a boy! Girls dont play with that stuff lol just barbies and baby dolls!! Then it was time for cake DUN DUN DUN! Will he eat it like a mad crazed baby? OR will he eat it like a little girl???....

Getting all dressed up in birthday gear!

His cute smash cake!! YUMMY!! It says LT on the side of the cake!!

We ended up getting him nakey cuz he refused the birthday boy bib lol! So we didnt want to stain his clothes from the blue icing!!

THE CAKE! What will he do next?? Everybody has their cameras ready for the next action...

Him smiling with the cake :) hes so cute!! Hes not sure what to do with it though!

THEN he goes for the cake...but didnt completely smash his face into it :( But hey atleast he didnt eat it like a girl!! Im thinking if the cake wasnt so chilly and if he wasnt in a high chair he wouldve made a mess!! But the tray was holding him back!! After a few bites he finally got his nose dirty lol!!

Ahh the traditional NEWTON family horn head picture. YES us newton girls wore our hats like this until we were...well...i wont go there lol. But we dont have the picture of all the dogs with the hats on!! Well poo! Needless to say hes a clean boy!! Mom was happy that he didnt get ANY on the floor! The dogs were pissed! Then after that we had to give him a bath cuz his frosting was used as hair gel and he had more in his ears than in his mouth lol!! LOL then when we were hosing him off he took a poop in the shower lol!!! After that he spent the rest of the day playing with his toys!!
We had a lot of fun! And tonight we are having a party with just the three of us so there will be more pictures to come!!!

Let the parties begin!!

Tonight we are leaving to go to my moms house. And tomorrow we are having a party over there for LT!! Im so excited lol! New toys for us to play with!! It feels like christmas to me lol! Hopefully it doesnt rain tomorrow so we can go to busch gardens! I should be packing right now but im waiting for the laundry to get done. I have to remember my camcorder too! I cant believe LT is already one :( He grew up way too fast!! We sent out his photo cards and tonys family in michigan couldnt believe how handsome he is! The last time they seen LT he was three months old some seen him when he was only a month!! So it was a big surprise to everyone :) He did get cuter in age lol ;) Then tuesday we are having a little party for the three of us and hes gunna get another little cake and open his presents from us. I cant wait lol tony was too excited hes like let LT open his really big present! As much as i wanted to say yes i had to remind my self that its one less gift he will have to open on his bday, AND besides no one lets me open my presents a few days before my bday!! So this may sound rude but i hope his family in michigan send him cards. LOL idc if theres money in it i just want him to have a bunch of cards so i can put them away and he can look at them twenty years down the road. Sounds crazy i know but i save EVERYTHING! I have his umbilical cord still, sounds gross right? I have his very first hat he wore, his coming home outfit, his first outfit he grew out of, his first socks he grew out of, first baba, first binky you name it ive saved it lol. I just have to get his footprints again so i can frame them with his newborn foot prints :) I need to start working on his friggin scrapbook. But money has been so tight i havent had a chance to get the supplies i need. Oh well I guess i better start packing :P Ill have tons of pix to post after his bday!!!

LOL OMG

So ok this cracks me everytime i see it lol OMG i cant help it lololol LMAO lol that thing is so disgusting but freakin hilarious looking!!!

LTs appointment!

So today we went to LTs appointment. I was worried that he might have bronchitis or something cuz he was coughing to the point where he would puke! But it turns out he may have asthma :( If he does have it its not that serious. So the dr gave us some liquid albueterol. He said it might make LT hyper but i just gave it to him about twenty minutes ago and hes passed out in bed lol. Hes like me, he wont let anything keep him from getting in a nap lol. So hopefully its something he can grow out of! He also got weighed today and he weighs 23.8 lbs!! He gained two pounds in two months!! His doctor was so proud that LT is walking before one!! Well nothing else going on here, tony is trying a new recipe called tuna patties lol sounds gross right? Well we will see how they come out! DUN DUN DUN!!

Nothing is more refreshing then the smell of fresh poopie in the morning!

UGH! This morning tony wakes me up at 9:45, which is pretty routine now so Im not complaining. But he wakes me up with "uh LT shitty" i say ok ill change him . Tony says "no i mean shitty shitty!" "like poop on the wall and on the floor and all over him shitty!" So i go in his room to see an explosion of POOP! LT was NAKED! and there was poop EVERYWHERE!! He was covered in head to toe in poo!! Then tony says bet you wish you had to work this morning then walks out the door! GEE THANX! So i had to hose LT off before i sat him in the tub. Then after his bath i had to hose off his sheets! all of his stuffed animals got pooped on his crib is pretty scuzzy too! GOD that was so disgusting. But thats what i get for not putting him in clothes lastnight. I dont know what i was thinking! I know he takes his diapers off!! I just took his clothes off cuz we got in late lastnight and i didnt want to wake him by putting jammies on him but i had to take off his dirty clothes! Well ill never do that again! That was the grossest thing ever lol. I was in there cleaning it and LT walks in his room waving his hand in front of his nose lol yea buddy it stinks thanx to ur stinky butt lol!! oh gotta love him!!