Total Stephanie moment!!

Today Ive been working on the envelopes for LTs birthday photocards. They came out so good! yay walmart gains all their trust back lol! Anyways so im putting the photocards in the envelopes and marking off the people im sending them too. And idk what happened but once i finished filling the envelopes i counted how many i had left over and i counted how many people where left on the list and some how i got soooo confused. I text messaged tony saying " i have 23 of the cards in envelopes and i have 7 cards left, They gave me more than 30!!! And i was so excited lol then i counted and um yea i had thirty lol!! Tony is at work laughing histarically at me cuz im a moron lol! When i counted last night i couldve sworn that i would only have like three left over so yea lol i had a stephanie moment.... But anyways lol enough on that note. I heart walmart lol. At CVS the photocards are like $15 for 20 and they didnt have a good selection unless i wanted something with disney princess's lol. And walmart has them for .33 cents a card so for thirty they were $9.90- $10.54 out the door. But for $12.00 I could have them done in one hour!! So of course my mom says for two bucks get them today so i did. Then i ordered my mom four 5x7's online for $1.47 a piece compared to $4.00 in store! At first they didnt come out good but she said the third batch came out better! so yay! go walmart lol! So we saved tons of money on our pix and that makes me happy!! The digital picture disc was a glorious improvement walmart!! Good thinking!! LOL cant wait to send them all out and get mine in frames holy crap i gotta get a butt load of frames lol just seven of them!! They have 8x10s for three dollars i think at walmart maybe my mom can get me a good deal on them at kmart!! moms that bargain hunter!! Ok i gotta get back to my duties lol! im sure ill have something else to talk about next time~~ LoVe~PeAcE~ChIcKeN GrEaSe!!

Things are lookin better!

I went to my dr appointment yesterday for my hair and it seemed to be ok lol! Im not balding anywhere else yay! And i got cortisone cream for my bald spot! But tony and my mom said that its growing back so im really excited! Then we got LTs pics taken and they all turned out awesome! I cant wait until they come back!!! Im happy we got the disc though for $20 instead of $130!!! The more pix we ordered the cheaper the disc got! But it makes it so much easier to have them on a disc so we can print them out when ever we want. So now if we run out of pix from our package we can go print them out and everybody can have one of each if thats what they wanted!! I was very impressed with how good walmart did the pictures. I was very hesitant bc sometimes they just do whatever so they can hurry up and get it over with but the lady we had was great. She experimented with most of the props and they turned out to all of our expectations and then some! Most places if you ask to use props they roll their eyes and get frustrated easy, this lady we didnt even have to ask! Im going to post them right now on here if i can lol!

I love all of his pictures! Im glad my mom was with me cuz i wouldnt have been able to choose which ones lol!! My favorite is the one with the hat and the one with the football! But they are all my favorites!! Now i just have to get an "order" sheet started for which ones his family wants lol!! Well guess i better get started on that!

Plans for the weekend

We are leaving tonight to go see my mama and my sister!! We are staying til monday as usual and sunday we are getting LTs one year pix done im so freaking excited!! I just hope hes not crazy lol. Plus he has a runny nose so ill be takin the booger sucker to his face every so often during the shoot lol! Plus i have a drs appointment with a dermatologist on monday so thats excited and nerve racking at the same time! Im hoping there is something they can do about it! I dont wanna be bald!! But anyways Im going to start packing ive gotta pick out a few outfits for LTs pictures, thats gunna be hard cuz hes got tons of clothes!!

Drama Llama says GET OVER YOURSELF!

OK so I really didnt want to post my personal drama on my blog cuz im trying to forget about it but maybe ill feel better when i can write about it! So a couple days ago Megan Bitch face Huskins emails tony after two fucking years! So the dumb bitch starts off saying if this is the tony yearling that was the worse thing that happened to my life i just thought id mail ya and let ya know i had a dream about you. So i emailed her back saying if hes the worse thing that happened to u why are you wasting your time emailing him? so she mails me back saying i guess this is stephanie the fucking bitch who runs tonys life blah blah blah something about shes in law school to be a divorce lawyer and when tony grows some balls and becomes a man he should hook her up or something gay like that. SO anyways she claims she five months pregnant and wants to kick my ass. and im thinkin ok shes looking for a reason to kill her fetus cuz shes dumb like that! but anyways she says that LT is fake lol! dumb cunt! BUT honestly ive never wanted to hurt someone as much as i do her! so after her calling me a fake bitch ass slut i blocked her and she got another myspace account and mailed me some more so again i blocked that one. Im just ignoring her. Its not my fault she is jealous that she cant have kids. But damn leave mine alone! She dont want tony she wants LT or a baby with tony. no one is dumb enough to have sex with her drunk! So needless to say the psycho is still alive :( and if she is pregnant god help that baby! she honestly cant take care of a dog! Tony went to daytona to work one weekend to come home to tank in his cage covered in poop no food no water. So because of her stupid lazy fat bitch ass he had to get rid of tank. I wouldve gotten rid of her before my dog honestly lol. But i will mark my words on this, if she fucks with LT i will kill her! She always threatened me that if she ever seen me pregnant she would take a metal baseball bat to my stomach!! what a bitch! For some reason i have a really bad feeling about her. I dont usually get these weird tinglies in my stomach for no reason! shes up to something! she can do what she wants to me but dont fuck with LT! GRR i hate dumb teeny bopper bitches!!

Things goin on...

A couple days ago we went to a friends bday party. Their son turned one! It was fun LT likes Ricky. They always play together and beat eachother up with toys lol. It was a fun party even though we showed up late. We got some ideas on things that LT would like for his birthday. OF COURSE the first toys he went to were the books (hes been hangin out with auntie shawnie lol) then he started to play with these blocks that look like huge legos. Then he played a little bit with a train but he wanted to throw it around lol. LOL right now hes asleep with a cookie in his mouth lol yuck i wanted to wash his face off but hes asleep lol. ANY ways lol so we went to the nicer walmart in port orange and they had the baby swim training suits on clearance for $7! they are regular $20!! So we had to buy it. But hes not getting that as a present cuz we need it now lol. I really want to get him a beach toy set. Hes always digging in the dirt and stuff so i think hed like the shovel and rake and stuff like that. Once he learns that you can carry dirt or sand in the bucket im sure hed love it!! oh well im outta words for some reason!!

Things to ponder on...

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!!

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just SEEM longer?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.

Baby boys get ripped off!

Ok so heres the 411 why im pissed lol. We went to walmart yesterday to get a birthday gift for LTs friend. I noticed that they had their halloween section up so we looked threw the stuff. Then i noticed that there are only three costumes to choose from for baby boys- Batman, a lion, and i think an elmo. Of course we choose the lion cuz it was very cute and it was only ten dollars. But then i look down the isle some more only to notice that baby girls have like 90 different things to choose from. there five different princess's, a few different fairies, a few tinkerbell, um disney princess's, lady bugs, butterflies, dora, strawberry shortcake, bumble bees, flowers, barbies YOU NAME IT THEY HAD IT! WTF maybe LT wanted to be chuck norris or the hulk or...a dalmatian or a cowboy? NO he could either be batman elmo or a lion! I wanted him to be trex and i also found a lobster costume at target but it was sixty dollars lol.what a damn rip off! Not to mention regular clothes for boys! Stupid girls have the whole damn baby section and boys have two racks and one clearance rack! Girls dont need that many clothes!! I go to find an outfit for his pictures and so we go to the big department stores and look for a dressy outfit and theres nothing but a silk shirt with a TOAD on it! WHO PUTS TOADS ON A SILK DRESS SHIRT? come to find out infant boy dress clothes come in seasons and thats christmas and back to school. Since when do six month olds have back to school sales??? But if i had a little girl i had a million and two dresses to chose from! I have nothing against little girls i just think its unfair for little boys. The only thing that eases my mind about the boy clothes is that the way girl clothes are these days my new born would look like a hooker lol. We were at pennys one day and i was just looking threw the girl stuff just to see how much they have changed and i found an outfit for 24 months that was hot pink with a fuzzy leopard print overall skirt out fit with hotpink fishnet pantyhose! HELLO BABY STREET WALKER! Then there was one outfit that was the hoochie school girl outfit. it said it was a two toddler but the skirt couldve fit LT when he was a NEWBORN! whatever happened to cute frilly dresses with matching sunhats? Not fuzzy leopard print with matching fishnets!! Atleast i wont have to worry about LT dressing like a hooker lol. The only thing i have to deal with it ugly bugs on his clothes, i guess if thats the only thing i have to worry about then im set. I feel sorry for the moms who have daughters, one day their four year old will point to the fuzzy outfit and say MOMMY I WANT THAT OUTFIT! She will be wishing she had a boy! Plus i dont have to worry about buying LT a matching purse for certain outfits or certain nail polish or make up, or even jewelry! Its ok if he wants to match his shoes to an outfit, hes gotta have some sort of taste! I wont have to worry about periods either lol! Or getting a phone call from school saying i have to pick him up bc his finger tips are past his shorts and hes showing of his cleavage and stomach lol!! Now that i think of it that way im not so mad lol. OH BY THE WAY we bought him some dress shoes for his birthday suit (LOL i like saying that) and it said that they were clearanced for three dollars and when we went to pay for them they were only a dollar! freakin sweet!! hes gunna wear them once so we gotta hell of a good deal!! They were next to the girl shoes that were 12 dollars HAHA!! Boy clothes do get nicer as they get older. Like when he can wear really nice polos and button up shirts like his daddy! While girl clothes get skankier lol jk they get somewhat better! They do have skankier outfits for teenage girls. I just hope LT dont try to dress like malibus most wanted! OMG i would die!! PLEASE BE A PREPPY BOY! oh well we have a lot of time before he can dress himself til then i will stick to the outfits with huge animals all over them!! how corny lol!